Have you ever been with someone who chews so loudly that you felt like you're dating the Cookie Monster? Or perhaps a partner who waddles like a duck? We asked our users to share with us the weirdest and stupidest reasons they used as evidence to break up. Here's our hilarious list of reasons that people have been dumped.
The stories below contain some of the funniest, stupid and most weird reasons that people have decided to break up with someone.
I broke up with my boyfriend, because he proposed. In my defense, we were five, and I thought I was going to get pregnant if I said yes.
-- Jenn, 18
I once broke up with a girl, because she was too indecisive. If I wanted to go to the movies and asked her what she wanted to see, she never knew. If I wanted to take her out to eat, she could never pick a place. Then I found out that she had another boyfriend. When I confronted her about it, she told me she couldn't decide between the two of us!
-- Jai, 22
I had been dating a guy online for about six months. On our first date, we had a coffee then went for a walk on his suggestion. He wanted to bring me somewhere he really liked to hang out. We walked for 20 minutes before stopping. He said, "Here it is." I turned around expecting a bench or scenic view, but it was just pavement facing a car park. Needless to say, there was no second date.
-- Anysa, 25
The last woman I dated was the loudest eater I ever met. She constantly chewed with her mouth open and smacked her lips. It was like dating Jabba the Hutt.
-- Rohan, 31
My last relationship ended over a fruitcake that I refused to eat. There were other problems, but the fruitcake was the last straw. Her mother baked fruitcake every Christmas, and my girl thought it was delicious. I refused to try it. My girlfriend repeatedly asked me to taste it, and I gave in... but it was gross! We ended up having an argument that escalated to the point of no return.
-- Avi, 27
I broke up with my boyfriend when I was 18, because he saw my hairy feet. Basically, I shave everything and guess I had missed a spot. I was a teenager, and I had zero coping mechanisms. I realize now that I should have laughed it off. I didn't tell him that's why I broke it off, and I feel so bad. He was a really nice guy and probably wouldn't have minded.
-- Nithiya, 24
There was this one girl -- who wasn't technically my girlfriend, more like friends with benefits. And one day, my friend commented on how big her forehead was. It really stuck with me. Every time I talked to her, I just couldn't divert my attention from her forehead. It was huge! I decided to stop calling her. It's sad, because I had so much fun with her, and I let something so trivial ruin it.
-- Manan, 25
I met this guy online, and we went out to eat. First of all, he put mustard -- not ketchup -- on his fries... and he did it with his hands! He poured the mustard onto his palm and rubbed it all over the fries. Then he licked the remaining mustard off his fingers. It was the weirdest thing I've ever witnessed.
-- Ridhi, 28
I'm pretty sure my ex broke up with me, because her best friend broke up with her boyfriend a couple of days earlier. I guess she didn't really like me much, huh?
-- Chand, 34
Let us know which reason was the silliest. And if you've had a funny break-up, don't forget to share in the comments below!